May 2013
vexarion:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Find someone who complements you.
suprastar:
Yes complement, not compliment. A person who accentuates your true personality, who adds fuel to your fire. Someone who can help teach you things you could never learn on your own. The one who sparks your creativity and challenges you to do better and be better.
bm13:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
0vulation:
I really need to just make out with someone right now
ethanwearsprada:
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
mmtthhddss:
Community College Tips:
Don’t talk to anybody
Don’t make eye contact
Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
Transfer
The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self...
insecure-happiness:
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
boys: lets just never text her back. ever.
before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING
